The lost one...
|"So I'm no more than another stolen relic, locked up here until you might have use of me."
|1:||wow they are pretty cool|
|2:||ahhhhhhh there's my baby!!!!!!|
|3:||yOU MOTHERFUCKER DAMMIT NO YOU ASSHOLE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE STOP BEING NOT REAL|
*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*